GTA San Andreas - Fail Cutscenes and Dialogues




Uriel Acosta
2:57 CJ was about to commit suicide because he was fat. But Big Smoke gave him some motivation and saying that he better go to the gym. Be like Smoke
Carol The Wildcat
0:55 Damn, he shook us! Mother--
Elfin Putra
All we had to do
Scp_ 173
15:46 Jump you , _Fool_ _CJ JUMP_
Yash [ MJ COVER ARTIST ]
14:40 Smoke : Come on playa, get in **Car gets on fire** Also Smoke: Get out!! Get out
~[Ματ2468χκ]
4:27 - Ok, Sweet's reaction to CJ killing his own gang members made me laugh a bit.
RebellionUnderground
*person jumps off building committed suicide* *you need some new shoes man*
Adrian Ferdinand
2:28 who's the buster now ?
Hey There Person
CJ: *dies* Ryder: Told you was a buster
CHRISPLAYER95
5:14 sweet says buster in a weird way
Jad Collado
9:34 Ceasar:take them out Cj they're right in the thick of it. CJ: orders pizza and sings afterwards.
HerzegovianBeast
11:32 You were blown up by plane. CJ: Stands still like nothing happened. *logic*
فهد الدوسري
Nostalgia hits hard. 9:10 Only in GTA SA you can do such crazy stunts.
Nightlife
Sweet: to late man the funeral is over Cj: At a funeral?
boi
7:40 for people who hated zero cause of his missions
Kein
13:45 CJ: *puts thermal vision goggles* Guard: *SIR, PUT THAT WEAPON AWAY!!!*
Ricky Reynaldi
13:23 *CJ:* _"Ain't that a surprise? I got the gun!"_ *_(Shots fired)_* *Maddogg:* _"Mama? _*_Uaeuaeugh_*_ - Is that you? Urgh..."_
Weight Overload
Wtf Carl nearly gets blown up in a car and Kendl mocks him?
Ξ Frelix Ξ
9:10 Mike’s cellphone is nearly DEH! *drives off cliff*
Don Wea
3:05 That's why we all love Big Smoke. "Hey look, Carl, i'm big boned. But i'm still an athlete"
Andreas Viks
13:51 a police officer holding a gun like some gangsta... hmmmmm
John Marston
3:44 *fails to follow the train* *”ALL WE HAD TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!”*
• Marche •
- mike, help is on the way [cut to them driving uphill] - *WE'RE NEARLY THERE, MIKE*
YMP - YoMartínProductions
7:56 my humilliation is unmeasurable and my day is ruined
CHRISPLAYER95
4:25 my favorite!
CedrickPlayz
3:44 GTA SA's Memelord Also My name is REALLY *CJ*
Onur Recep
8:10 I know all of these because this is the only mission that made me restart it like 100 times
Darivoje
9:50 Cesar: CJ shoot those rifas CJ: I have better idea *eats pizza while triads are dying*
Ching Chong Chang
5:30 SINCE WHEN??!!
RaptoR
4:27 What the fAcK you doing CJ?
Dandi Cabana
0:57-1:00 "Damn he shook us!" Mothafucka I go- *Falls into the ocean
CHRISPLAYER95
7:40 When I get angry at the mission
R.Y.N.O VII
7:07 Zero: We cant lose another transmitter! *Loses another transmitter*
Succ Dicc
15:18 That's me when Jake Paul Makes a new song
Alex Crawford
4:17 The game had a spelling error: “Respect can be earned be passing missions...” It should say “Respect can be earned BY passing missions.”
FinnaNut😤👌💦
Nobody: YouTube Algorithm:DID SOMEBODY SAY "GTA SAN ANDREAS - FAIL CUTSCENES AND DIALOGUES"???
Thyagu Black
Catalina: i cannot love a stupid man *BOOM!* **dies**
Aji Saputra-Nii
10:46 CJ actually agree with him xD
Kiara the Foxwolf
2019 and there still people making GTA sa videos about secrets things in the game that's nice
The Ease .S
Someone dies on the top of her car casually walks away
CHRISPLAYER95
*did you know...?* In cesar vialpando if the car dance off is a tie you still lose?
Wenca
Roses are red, my dad is a DJ ALL WE HAD TO DO, WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ.
Shahkarif100 Gaming
*_MODOFAKER I GOT DAH WHEEL_* **sent into the visible abyss of water**
governer180
CJ you been hitting Ryder's wet stick? XD
Ragio
9:37 Gang is in trouble but nothing like a good meal to kill this hunger.
Clum
Who else was waiting for wrong side of the tracks
ironspyder 1734
Opens the video with the Driving School results theme. (Intense PTSD begins)
Kevin Eontrainer
3:45 wow is that really in the game? I've never heard it before. Thanks for uploading this, man
Deidara
9:19 BEST FIDGET SPINNER EVER LIKE BEST THAN SOLAR SYSTEM
Usama Zaheer
0:56 CJ did this to smoke long before thanos did it to nick fury.
KNEE3_GERS14
13:43 how the hell is the night vision goggles a weapon? That dude is on drugs or something
Afnan Hamimi
One of triad allies down.. CJ:move your body🎤🎤move your body
Man Hunt
14:57 damn smoke that's my girlfriend
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16:00 have u tried combine harvester?
African Gamer
Okay YouTube. I'll watch the damn video.
Dhika Rizky Sumanto
11:22 WTF I never knew this scene exist.
Arrender
Interesting... ive failed more GTA SA missions than GTA IV...
swegta 123
First:The Green Sabre Second:The Purple Voodoo Hmm...
Erfan Alipour
15:00 girl:that smoke its chocking me mean while smoke came and killed her😂😂😂😂
Flowwjrk
who else wanted to see smoke say "all we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!"
Reynanda J.
11:24 CJ falls to her car *Casually walks away*
Bayu Rhegiana
Ryder : damn he shook us! Big Smoke : motherfu.. *turn into dust
GTARazer
12:25 That's one epic way to reference Vice City.
h Chandra
Big Smoke is an athlete 😂
Driver
4:27 what the FUck you doing, CJ?
Son Morten
of course the famous one's my favorite 3:44
Some Guy
12:25 - ahh, I see you referencing the beginning of Vice City, man... Phil and Dogg's dizzy ramblings were funny too
Ayonadin
14:57 Ohhhhhh funny big smoke, Great Editing man!
Bonded Bee
2:24 top right of the screen. Thank me later. :>
DoriGram
Thanos: Snaps Big Smoke: 0:55
Naveen P Nair
*Came here only for this **3:44* 🤣💪💪
KEYGUCCI - topic
1:12 had me deaddd 😂😂😂😭
John Renz Caballero
0:00-0:22 damn that bgm hilarious.
EoflaOE ViceCity
5:00 Busted after mission failed and CJ swearing
Art Ramadani
9:56 the triads dying CJ: hold your body dum dum dum
Desi Car Guy PK
6:05 " Mission Failed " Reason : " You Wrecked the car " Wtf its the police who destroyed the car dude
CreepyGuy.
0:42 listen who's talking...
v0ltage Gaming
*ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!*
Kaneki Lawrence
Madd Dog mission have so many glitch , its make me fail all time
SilentSnake47
9:02 *proceeds to drive to the mountains* Hey, we’ll be there in a minute, Mike!
Doom Guy
No homie made it out alive.
Level 500000000 Comrade Arthur Morgan
THERE'S ALWAYS A GODDAMN TRAIN!
Swampy24945
14:41 "C'mon playa, get in! :)" One second later "GET OUT GET OUT IT'S GONNA BLOW!"
E X E .
Ryder: DAAMN HE SHOCK US Big Smoke: Motherfuck.. *Mision Failed*
CHRISPLAYER95
0:57 "Damn he shook us!" "Mother *MISSION FAILED*
Daredevil
Ryder: man he shook us Smoke: maddafakk- falls in the water and dies
Thanos
9:58 Cesar : Oh man you just let them get wiped out CJ *move yo body duh duh duh duh*
Syntax 200
Your insane failure really tears my eyes XD
Deepa Suraj
0:58 man remembers his mother before his untimly demise
RITEIN 8 7
CJ always wrong 😥
Стивен Принси
Madd Dogg shooted by CJ😆 C'mon thu', get in! Get out! Get out!
RussianloverBTW
thats acutally footage of me trying to complete that mission on 1:12
boi
4:58 Time for a visit in the station Carl: fUcK y0u
Petrus Persulessy
2:02 After kendl says him LOSER,He then rage and punching the red car. It funny lol
Federico Mazzone
3:34 "The gym, man!" "Screw you" *suicides*
Henrique Triaca
YOU ARE A WASTE OF GOOD BALLS
skaaagm
Excellent content, keep it up.
Lol YT
*AT THE FUNERAL?*
Dcfan200
16:14 Grand Theft Auto San Andreas: Loc is Unbreakable.
Game Commander
0:00 i hate this music because back to school and learning fly is the hardest missions