Sad Cat Diary

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The diary of sad cats everywhere :( Tweet This :: (you can add text !) Post To FB :: />Music : />Inspired by : />(i am also the EVP of video for Buzzfeed) Credits :: Film Footage courtesy of Shutterstock, Inc., Used by Permission Watering the Cat (bowl)/Kiwithing Closeup portrait photo of a CPA cat looking out through a window/Xiaojiao Wang Poor lonely kitten lays on the floor waiting for his friends to come back/Xiaojiao Wang Closeup portrait photo of a CPA cat looking out through a window/Xiaojiao Wang Silver Persian kitten hiding in a paperbag./Jane Howard scotitish fold grey cat/5464316719

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Dear diary, The red dot has appeared again. It moves faster than I can imagine and seems to move unheeded across all surfaces. Despite the last 54 attempts, I will once again ruthlessly chase after it. It does not seem to be able to be caught, and disappears at will. Wish me luck.
His voice is the voice cats actually have inside their head. It has to be.
Liza Tanzawa
"...I will stand outside their door and sing the song of my people....". till Zefrank comes back!!
Althea McMinn
Dear Diary, Still no zefrank1 videos for nearly a year, or over. I've lost count. I will wait, but my patience is growing thin. I am breaking.
Seth Eaglehouse
Dear diary day 945 and zefrank hasn't returned, suicide is inevitable.
Maddy Smith
My bowl is now half way full, soon I will starve to death.
One of my favorite parts is that sad cat refers to "the authorities" whereas sad dog refers to "dearest human".
Aaron Hersey
No matter how many times I watch this it is still funny.
Grinning Videos
Dear Diary, Zefrank still hasn't returned to Youtube... It has been a lonely, depressing endeavor without him and yet his old videos has kept me going through these dark times. I will still hold out hope that he may return one day but that hope is slowly dwindling.
In the middle of the night my cat sat outside of my bedroom door and meowed loudly over and over again until I got up and pet her. Then she was quiet.
Dear Diary. The authorities should feel better if I give them a message under their chin while they sleep. But instead of showing gratitude I was pushed off the bed and onto the floor. How inconsiderate. I will puke in his shoe.
Ville Tågefelt
Please come back zefrank. You easily had one of the best channels on Youtube, you are terribly missed by me and thousands of other subscribers.
"Half of love is just 'lo', which is how I feel right now." How did I only just now get this?
Doctor Medkit
God dammit Frank, MAKE NEW VIDEOS! I've watched everything you have on here several times. You know there's 300 hours of video uploaded to this site every minute? Yet I keep watching your 3 year old videos
Mysteria 5
Some of this makes me feel like I'm watching one of those ASPCA commercials.
Jack the Gestapo
kitten's log, stardate 43358.9
Ryan B
Dear diary: I eat my food so fast that I forget I ate. I must immediately try to eat my brothers food so I don't starve to death.
Holy crap, this is both adorable and hilarious.
Canadian Butter
Dear Diary, Zefrank hasn't uploaded since, It is possible suicide Is involved. With Zefrank gone, all the poor commenters and me are left to die in the cold, unforgiving, and unpredictable comment Section. This maybe my last entry, goodbye.
As a owner of five cats, this is accurate.
Maryla Gallagher
"sing the song of my people"
B H Mch
Dear diary, It is 5 am on the day my human calls saturday but I feel since Ive have had plenty of sleep, so has he. I will use all of my efforts, vocal and physical to wake this slothful beast and get him up. I'm aware I dont need anything, I just want him up. After he rises, I will take that as an 'all is well' and I will immediately go back to sleep.
Cure Hime Productions
Dear Diary, today the authorities punished me by sending their smaller ones to hold me against my will and slowly crush me to death. It has been 2 days (in really 2o seconds) so far, and my brain still lacks of air. The smaller ones keep holding me tighter, and I fear I will soon die due to suffocation. Goodbye, my fiends.
Redstone Casey
Sad fish diaries?
Ann M
This makes me wonder what my own feline overlords are thinking....
Randall Mitchell
"Poop in solidarity" is hilarious
Manga Entertainment
I almost feel bad. Almost.
Rod Gill
"Dear diary, The squirrel is back again today. (Sigh) it mocks me. I will try to release my mind from this torment and groom myself... for four hours." So done lol.
cat world problems
Livvy Animates
Dear diary, The authorities have yet given me a place to poop and pee. I being my humble self, however, refuse to take this expensive box and continue to poop around whatever the authority thinks is valuable. They yell 4 times. They must be cheering me on.
Garrett Henry
Dear Diary, I have tried to communicate with The Authorities, but every time I said something, they responded in a high pitched voice, as if mocking my native tongue. As a result, I am elaborating on a plan to scratch out their eyelids, so they will never feel the comfort of sleep. Nothing has worked so far, but I will not give up. Wish me luck.
“This might be my last entry” 💀
the jyms
There is no logic in this place
Frank Myers
I just found these videos. this is by far some of the best stuff I have ever heard. great job dude. you absolutely just made my evening. thank you.
This is hilarious. Every cat owner should love this. Come back, zefrank! We miss you!
The cat that thinks he's going to die of starvation soon because his bowl is half full - that's our cat exactly! They're all hilarious, and are read with just the right nuance! I laughed so hard I cried too!
"Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell."
C'mon people, Ive been waiting years for more of these! Why haven't they made any more? Both this one and the Sad Dog Diary are right up there with the funniest animal videos of all time. They are brilliant! Please please please make more of them!
Rex R. Rodney
Please, please come back. Why have you forsaken us? Today the tack fell to the floor! Help!
Dany Mc Kinley
Dear Diary, It has come to my attention that my human dies every day when the giant light bulb in the sky stop working. My ancestors told me of an ancient ritual to bring them back from the dead and so, I must paw him in the face every time the light bulb starts working again. My human do not seem aware of the phenomenon, as he throw me off the bed in anger everytime. There is no logic to such behaviour, but I must continue, or else I would starve to death.
Rob the Blob
Dear diary the authorities started to annoy me by patting my belly so I started the wag my tail to show them that I'm annoyed but they started to rub it even fast, I had two choices, move away from them or bite and scratch them, I chose the latter, it frustrates me just thinking about it. I must scratch the couch for comfort
Jade Jaded
I watch this whenever I need a laugh!!😂😂😂😂
Dear diary The authorities bought me a toy mouse with a laser in it. The idea is that I chase the red dot for a while then they throw the mouse towards me so I don't get frustrated by chasing prey I cannot catch. I caught the mouse and shook it to stun it. Somehow, I managed to bite down on the activation button so the laser shone. The authorities laughed. The authorities laughed until the laser blinded the pilots of a passenger jet coming in to land at the nearby airport. It crashed, killing all on board. Now the authorities have taken my laser mouse and will not let me play with it any more. And they are packing up to move to another town.
William Perry
He needs to do an audiobook
fifi msp
"Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell!" LOL.
dudukun huwarezu
im just so in love with ze frank..
Stephen Barringer
Dear diary, The authorities continue to wave their small rectangular devices at me in the apparent hope that I will do something of interest. I have repeatedly attempted to display the most interesting part of a cat's body, which is, of course, the anus, but the female authority only makes high pitched squeaks and hides her eyes. I confess ongoing frustration as to what they can want. Murder may be required. I only hope it does not interfere with my nap.
shane phelan
omg how can this guy be so funny?
Alexei Alyoshin
this needs to be remade into a horror game
Alex Burnett
Dear Diary, I have been standing outside the authorities bedroom door for nearly 3 hours now, pawing ever so greatly and meowing quite loudly. The only result thus far is several loud screams, though I can not understand this primitive language, I can only assume it is cheering me on. I will continue to paw at the door.
love ur voice
Craig Murray
all your vids are so bloody good, thanks
I will stand guard as the human sleeps. There was a movement under the blanket I pounce My human yowls in pain. The creature has already harmed my human! The creature moves again and I pounce. It's yells again. I think I'll do this for the rest of the night to comfort my human.
Donna puckett
I'm actually tearing up from the dear diaries about ZeFrank. Gee, ZeFrank, hope you are okay...
Danny D.Vito
Dear diary The authorities have summoned some sort of tornado machine. I do not like it. It scares me. It makes such a terrible noise as it proceeds to destroy the multiple furry presents I left around the house for the authorities.oh how it mocks me.
Pat Depaula
thanks, these old videos keep showing up they always come at the most perfect time after a hideously bad day this has been one of the certainly is uplifting I never get tired of seeing them
if I ever get a cat I will make sure I use bother hands!
Wanda Beck
OMG this is great
Evan Eaton
Zefrank1, I would like to please request permission to use a still image from your video for my school coursework. It would be used exclusively for educational purposes. Thanks, Evan Eaton
This is sad for me cant stop crying my life is cats 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jericho O’Hare
the ministry has fallen. scrimgeour is dead. they are coming they are coming they are coming
Analyn Rockbell
This is glorious.
Your thumbnail looks like that cat has " diabetis" just saying...😏
The cat at 2:28 looks like a sand cat. Is it?
Hallands Menved
Oh, the tribulations, the indignities, the utter injustice of it all! And to add insult to injury, I'm burdened with nine such lives...
Vanya Rhawnie
I can't stop.... LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂 I can't stop CRYING 😭😭😭
Ryan 317
"I will stand post and sing the song of my people". LOL
Kay Dar
This channel is one of the golden treasures of YouTube! And this is my cat described perfectly :/
Walla Walla Bing Bang
2:21 that's a sand cat not a pet :P
Jim Spencer
I realize this video is old but I just happened upon it, I laughed like I was insane. Great job!
Ed Spencer
A cats life is pure hell if in just existance of itself🤗☠😁
from this day...I will always pet my cat with 2 hands...I now wants all of the love...
Excellent video.. Great job making this.. Thanks
RockItNZ Playz
This is 3 years old i feel really old.. bye :D
Interesting_ Emma
My family probably has added 100 views to this video
FluorideShouldn'tBeInOurWater It's Poison
Thank you for making this! I needed a good laugh. 👌🏼
i was just listening to the vid then i heard the buzzfeed outro and i was like "Ah shit! This is why he stoped making vids"
Shelly Lyons Cline
"Sing the song of my people..." 😂😂😂
Chaparra Yay
I demand a sad guineapig diary
MalsDoxy Glambert
"the authorities" LMAO
- The_Jackson_5 -
The funniest thing I've ever listened to. You should do a Sad Gerbil or Hamster or Guinea Pig Diary.
NoiceChickenParm The 3rd
Ashton Phillips
Morgan freeman approved
Stoned Pony
This person truly knows the mind of a cat.
Dear diary, I was on dear kitten
I was tearing up
Janine Wittjohann
Hmm what about a sad gecko /lizard diary video?
nyra marquez
the insect stalking cat looks hilarious
Jeff K
The Authorities. Classic
Flying Architect
That was hilarious! Thanks for posting.
lost Unicorn
i love this :3
Kelly Green
I'm laughing so hard I had to pee good job
Attack on Geass: Brotherhood
There is no logic in this place.
depression inc.
I cried 😢😢😢 please don't judge
i've seen this like 7 times now and it still makes me laugh, such an awesome vid
Javier Sanchez
"Two rubs exactly"
Taco Belle
it's so sad 😭😭😭😭😫