Sad Cat Diary

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The diary of sad cats everywhere :( Tweet This :: (you can add text !) Post To FB :: />Music : />Inspired by : />(i am also the EVP of video for Buzzfeed) Credits :: Film Footage courtesy of Shutterstock, Inc., Used by Permission Watering the Cat (bowl)/Kiwithing Closeup portrait photo of a CPA cat looking out through a window/Xiaojiao Wang Poor lonely kitten lays on the floor waiting for his friends to come back/Xiaojiao Wang Closeup portrait photo of a CPA cat looking out through a window/Xiaojiao Wang Silver Persian kitten hiding in a paperbag./Jane Howard scotitish fold grey cat/5464316719

Manga Entertainment
I almost feel bad. Almost.
Connor Tyler
The one at 2:40 is just so cute and sad, it's sad-orable.
Althea McMinn
Dear Diary, Still no zefrank1 videos for nearly a year, or over. I've lost count. I will wait, but my patience is growing thin. I am breaking.
B H Mch
Dear diary, It is 5 am on the day my human calls saturday but I feel since Ive have had plenty of sleep, so has he. I will use all of my efforts, vocal and physical to wake this slothful beast and get him up. Im aware I dont need anything, I just want him up. After he rises, I will take that as an 'all is well' and I will immediately go to sleep.
"Half of love is just 'lo', which is how I feel right now." How did I only just now get this?
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
His voice is the voice cats actually have inside their head. It has to be.
Seth Eaglehouse
Dear diary day 945 and zefrank hasn't returned, suicide is inevitable.
You Will Never Find me XD
This is sad for me cant stop crying my life is cats 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
fifi msp
"Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell!" LOL.
Dear diary, The red dot has appeared again. It moves faster than I can imagine and seems to move unheeded across all surfaces. Despite the last 54 attempts, I will once again ruthlessly chase after it. It does not seem to be able to be caught, and disappears at will. Wish me luck.
Doctor Medkit
God dammit Frank, MAKE NEW VIDEOS! I've watched everything you have on here several times. You know there's 300 hours of video uploaded to this site every minute? Yet I keep watching your 3 year old videos
In the middle of the night my cat sat outside of my bedroom door and meowed loudly over and over again until I got up and pet her. Then she was quiet.
Ville Tågefelt
Please come back zefrank. You easily had one of the best channels on Youtube, you are terribly missed by me and thousands of other subscribers.
Ryan 317
"I will stand post and sing the song of my people". LOL
2:05 OH MY GAHD THE CUTENESS! I just died ;)
Grinning Videos
Dear Diary, Zefrank still hasn't returned to Youtube... It has been a lonely, depressing endeavor without him and yet his old videos has kept me going through these dark times. I will still hold out hope that he may return one day but that hope is slowly dwindling.
cain black
Dear Diary.I frequently watch for new video's from zefrank1 but sadly I have not seen any. I must assume he is either forgotten us, is dead or is masterbating rather frequently. There is no hope.
Aaron Hersey
No matter how many times I watch this it is still funny.
half of love is just low, which is how i feel. My spirit is breaking.
Dear diary The authorities bought me a toy mouse with a laser in it. The idea is that I chase the red dot for a while then they throw the mouse towards me so I don't get frustrated by chasing prey I cannot catch. I caught the mouse and shook it to stun it. Somehow, I managed to bite down on the activation button so the laser shone. The authorities laughed. The authorities laughed until the laser blinded the pilots of a passenger jet coming in to land at the nearby airport. It crashed, killing all on board. Now the authorities have taken my laser mouse and will not let me play with it any more. And they are packing up to move to another town.
Liza Tanzawa
"...I will stand outside their door and sing the song of my people....". till Zefrank comes back!!
Cure Hime Productions
Dear Diary, today the authorities punished me by sending their smaller ones to hold me against my will and slowly crush me to death. It has been 2 days (in really 2o seconds) so far, and my brain still lacks of air. The smaller ones keep holding me tighter, and I fear I will soon die due to suffocation. Goodbye, my fiends.
Pechy99 AJ
Dear diary, I have ate the middle of my food, but put the rest to the sides. The authorities have not fixed the problem. I believe they will starve me.
Dear Diary. The authorities should feel better if I give them a message under their chin while they sleep. But instead of showing gratitude I was pushed off the bed and onto the floor. How inconsiderate. I will puke in his shoe.
from this day...I will always pet my cat with 2 hands...I now wants all of the love...
what's buzzfeed? I'm not aware with Western cultures and have no idea what buzzfeed is...
Mysteria 5
Some of this makes me feel like I'm watching one of those ASPCA commercials.
Redstone Casey
Sad fish diaries?
Stoned Pony
This person truly knows the mind of a cat.
This is such a funny video but is also the reason I now pet my cats with two hands. :P
Frank Myers
I just found these videos. this is by far some of the best stuff I have ever heard. great job dude. you absolutely just made my evening. thank you.
This is hilarious. Every cat owner should love this. Come back, zefrank! We miss you!
kermit thefrog
My bowl is now half way full, soon I will starve to death.
and i thought i had first-world problems...
Grace Eakesmeyer
This is most likely my last entry.... Dear Diary... LOLLLLLLL
One of my favorite parts is that sad cat refers to "the authorities" whereas sad dog refers to "dearest human".
Rob the Blobby boy
Dear diary the authorities started to annoy me by patting my belly so I started the wag my tail to show them that I'm annoyed but they started to rub it even fast, I had two choices, move away from them or bite and scratch them, I chose the latter, it frustrates me just thinking about it. I must scratch the couch for comfort
Shuki M
My food dish is half empty... i will soon die XD
RockItNZ Playz
This is 3 years old i feel really old.. bye :D
who else came here thanks to J Michael Tatum? No? Just me?
The cat at 2:28 looks like a sand cat. Is it?
Ann M
This makes me wonder what my own feline overlords are thinking....
Walla Walla Bing Bang
2:21 that's a sand cat not a pet :P
May Hemm
Can you do more Sad Cats/Dog diary entries? I loved them both! Also, you got yahself a new sub!
Chaparra Yay
I demand a sad guineapig diary
The cat that thinks he's going to die of starvation soon because his bowl is half full - that's our cat exactly! They're all hilarious, and are read with just the right nuance! I laughed so hard I cried too!
Isaac Cussen
Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell.
Richie Toizer
I cried 😢😢😢 please don't judge
Sophie Dodd
my favorite voice on youtube
Moist Sponge
So sad I cri.
Wasabi Sushi_101
Dear Diary: I can not decide wether to feel sad, depressed abput this viedo I just watched. Even if it was absolutely hilarious. I just have to wait and see, hopefully the song of my people can help over the drastic measures that occured to me today. *plays emo music in the backround*
M Da Martian
"Poop in solidarity" is hilarious
i was just listening to the vid then i heard the buzzfeed outro and i was like "Ah shit! This is why he stoped making vids"
Alex Burnett
Dear Diary, I have been standing outside the authorities bedroom door for nearly 3 hours now, pawing ever so greatly and meowing quite loudly. The only result thus far is several loud screams, though I can not understand this primitive language, I can only assume it is cheering me on. I will continue to paw at the door.
Lexicon 67
The authorities, lol!! I think only someone who has been "owned" by a cat can truly understand how funny this is!
The voice-over is priceless!
Garrett Henry
Dear Diary, I have tried to communicate with The Authorities, but every time I said something, they responded in a high pitched voice, as if mocking my native tongue. As a result, I am elaborating on a plan to scratch out their eyelids, so they will never feel the comfort of sleep. Nothing has worked so far, but I will not give up. Wish me luck.
“This might be my last entry” 💀
Livvy Animates
Dear diary, The authorities have yet given me a place to poop and pee. I being my humble self, however, refuse to take this expensive box and continue to poop around whatever the authority thinks is valuable. They yell 4 times. They must be cheering me on.
BuzzFeed? What?
Emily Uchiha
I feel bad for those kawaii Cats So sad...
Arno Victor Dorian
One of these cat videos was a commercial nice!
Dany Mc Kinley
Dear Diary, It has come to my attention that my human dies every day when the giant light bulb in the sky stop working. My ancestors told me of an ancient ritual to bring them back from the dead and so, I must paw him in the face every time the light bulb starts working again. My human do not seem aware of the phenomenon, as he throw me off the bed in anger everytime. There is no logic to such behaviour, but I must continue, or else I would starve to death.
Adam Applebaum
I first saw this at Califur 2015 woot! My favorite was the one about the door being closed at 3 am and it singing the song of it's people or the puking in protest. my cat seems to do both and now I know why.
love ur voice
Attack on Geass: Brotherhood
There is no logic in this place.
Rod Gill
"Dear diary, The squirrel is back again today. (Sigh) it mocks me. I will try to release my mind from this torment and groom myself... for four hours." So done lol.
As I was listening to this my cat walked in my room..
Flying Architect
That was hilarious! Thanks for posting.
the ministry has fallen. scrimgeour is dead. they are coming they are coming they are coming
"Two rubs exactly"
Danny D.Vito
Dear diary The authorities have summoned some sort of tornado machine. I do not like it. It scares me. It makes such a terrible noise as it proceeds to destroy the multiple furry presents I left around the house for the authorities.oh how it mocks me.
Dan O'Connor
、 (゚、 。 7  l、 ~ヽ  じしf_, )ノ
William Perry
He needs to do an audiobook
Ashton Phillips
Morgan freeman approved
Rex Rodney
Please, please come back. Why have you forsaken us? Today the tack fell to the floor! Help!
Line Hughes
I want sad hamster diaries. ;D
Whiterun Guard
Congratulations on being Purina's new spokesman :D :D
Liek if you cry everytim
- The_Jackson_5 -
The funniest thing I've ever listened to. You should do a Sad Gerbil or Hamster or Guinea Pig Diary.
Analyn Rockbell
This is glorious.
I miss you Zefrank
M. V.
Damn ur good!!! Why havent I subcribed bedore ??? Stupid me...
Feline Samurai
Abselutely genious
Gaia Froeschke
Dear Diary,the other pets have mixed feelings about me. The other cat doesn't care much and the dogs continued to try to eat me,and the lizard is stuck in a clear box for an unknown reason and I'm confused by it.Also I'm in a room with a large flashing and loud box,I have decided to try to explore it.Wish me luck.
Lisa S
All the poor, sweet kitties out there.
Lisa S
My cat isn't sad since I listen to my cat and take good care of her; she tells me when she wants pets, food and water.
It’s Butter
Dear Diary, Zefrank hasn't uploaded since, It is possible suicide Is involved. With Zefrank gone, all the poor commenters and me are left to die in the cold, unforgiving, and unpredictable comment Section. This maybe my last entry, goodbye.
Joe Pauloski
Damn. NEVER in my life have I ever had tears from laughing so hard...
Just dropping by to say that people constantly use the text from this video translated to german and use it without giving credit and i‘m pretty sure without zefranks permission. Example: the online presence of the magazine „Bild der Frau“... on Facebook Great video though.
Joel BoardgameRpger
funniest diary ive ever read. thankz you. moar please.
Ruth Butler
0:54 my Cookie
Dear diary, I have caught myself a delicious morsel who was scurrying about so late in the hour. To my dismay, one of the authorities came down and saw the squirming treat in my mouth and proceeded to scream... quite loudly.... in fact, so loudly that I tried to calm her down with the song of my people, but had forgotten about the creature in my mouth. I will have to start the hunt anew again tomorrow night...
I love this!
KawaiiSpaceBunny 99
The cat's voice is so relaxing...
MalsDoxy Glambert
"the authorities" LMAO
I wish to have a cat just to appreciate better this video.
I cri evry tim