Ellen Won't Stay Quiet About Lady Doritos


What do we want? Quiet chips! When do we want them? Now!



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Hunter
damn!! shots fired!!! ellen is just the best!!
alice Justin
“If a chip isn’t crunchy, it’s just a wet potato” Ellen Degeneres
love13
Just found out I eat chips like a man.
Alivia Tabb
"If they really wanna make an adjustment they could just start filling the bag with more than half the chips..." 😂🤣
Hannah Toirac
" Women weren't wronged by Doritos, they were wronged by a giant orange cheeto!" YOU GO ELLEN!
Ernesto Estrada
Actually, fun fact, The human is an animal!
deepa gnanam
"This is what our grandmothers marched for.." You knock it outta the park, ellen!
Carole Nash
I tip the bag for every last crumb all the time!! Love licking the dust!
Teamocil User
I'm a girl and I lift that chip bag and pour it into my mouth. Sometimes if the crumbs are too tiny, I stick my fingers into the chip bag and lick them off
Maha Khan
Giant orange cheeto ohhh you rock Ellen 😎🤣
Steff Valenzuela
E L L E N F O R 2 0 2 0
HaLeY LaMb
I get all the broken chips and crumbs 😂 I also lick my fingers when I am done 🤣🤣
Vincent Ramirez
Here before all the Trump supporters start whining about Ellen calling Donald Trump a big orange cheeto.
Erika
I'm eating "man chips" nacho cheese Doritos now. Come at me Pepsi Co 😂
Arianna
Dude, I do all of those things while eating Doritos... why do companies want gender everything?
Sherri Elder
Haha you can write your complaint with pens for her haha. I like crunchy chips. I guess I have also been eating them like a man since I pour the little bits in my mouth at the end lol. This just cracks me up. What would they possibly taste like if they aren’t crunchy lol
Nunya Bzwax
Hilarious!  I turn the bag up and get every last crumb, probably because the bag is like 90% air and I'm still hungry hehe.
LizzieDaGryfindor
I desperately want to be on this show but I'm nine and live in Australia. ❤ I love you so much Ellen and I have been watching you for 3 years. You are soooo funny! keep up with the fabulous work! #EarlySquad!
raph lily
*a giant orange cheeto*
Jose Naranjo Mendez
Hey i dont like me fingers,... but I do place the bag up to eat the tiny crunched pieces
Victoria Liebsch
01:14 that is totally me >-< hahaha and i´m a woman ... and my husband hates when i do that hahaha .
Kathya Garza
QUIET CHIPS
tess chi
wtf lmao. Guess i eat doritos like a man
grayandry
The crumbs are the BEST part!!
LovingCookieKawaii
I love this show and I Ellen so much I couldn't ask for more
AliM
I AM WOMAN ... HEAR ME CRUNCH!
Cassandra Fetzer
Pshh. I thought all humans ate chips like that. Lol I pour the crumbs into my mouth and lick my fingers. That's my favorite part; licking the chip dust off my fingers. Also, I do the same method with McDonalds fries. I can't be alone on that one. 🤓
Marie-Lynn Issa
Is this a joke 😂😂
Makayla Krawczyk
I pour the bottom of the chip bag into my mouth 😂 and I'm a girl so.. I'm a animal 😄
Josh Roulane
I wish Doritos would partner with Flaming Hot Cheetos and make a Flaming Hot Dorito.
Jeanette Ferraro
Lmfao !!! Omg you rock Ellen .
TheDriftdog
“Wronged by a giant orange Cheeto!” Genius!!
Abby C
2:32 "women weren't wronged by Doritos, they were wronged by a giant orange cheeto" PREACH😂😂
Anand Pendse
I hate apple ads so much👿👿👿👿👿👿👿 "Where's you wanna gwoooooooii" I don't wanna go nowhere. ....I just want to see the freakin' video!!!!! Ahhhhh
sakuraihikari13
I think cheesepuff is more accurate bright orange and full of air.
Joshua Garikamukku
Best one love you Ellen
Robert Goldman
Ellen sounds like Jimmy Kimmel now 😂
Taylor Bailey
Just today, a boy in my class got the last bag of chips turned it inside out poured them in his mouth and the licked his fingers
Khoili Nguyen
Ooohhh...I’m not the only one who pours the chips in my mouth and licks my finger...right? 😂
Jw
I'm a girl and I do pour the broken chips into my mouth and now I feel offended. :)
Rachel's Corner
Um is it bad that pour the chips and my mouth and lick my fingers too ?!
Gad Idea
Boi i eat chips like men! Am i not a female after all this time
Kay Styles
What woman complains about crunchy chips?! I love licking the Dorito dust off my fingers and dumping the crumbs into my mouth! What is this?!
Lucy Fiennes
While I was watching I realised I did everything Ellen said a animal man did eg, licking fingers and tipping Dorito bag into mouth, I’m a girl...
Sascha Levi
Who doesn't tip the bag up to get to the broken bits!?
ImagineLlamas
What I’ve learned from this video: I eat Doritos like a man. In public. Oh God...
shikha pradhan
Y DID I WATCH THIS VIDEO JUST AFTER EATING 1 PACK OF and licked my hands....fml
Ronak Maks
Giant orange Cheeto !!! Yaaasssss Ellen
SoggyWaffles
I always turn the bag upside down and kick my fingers and I am a girl like if you do
Lindy French
Ellen: Women weren't wronged by dortitos we were wronged by a big Cheeto. Me: Yeah! You go Ellen!
Rayna Falch
Man chips 🤣
Minghao's Lines
More like Doritos for weirdos like wtf a "non crunchy chip"
Arctica The Fox
Just don't call them lady Doritos, call them: Quiet Chips That You Can Sneak Into A Movie Theatre Without Pissing Off Everyone Else In The Theatre (QCTYCSIAMTWPOEEITT)
Becky J
MANY women were wronged by Bill Clinton. Interesting how Democrats like to forget that. SMH.
Tiffany Pringle
Hahahaha i love ellen.😅💖💖
KapilDev Neupane
1:47 😂😂😂😂 Anybody got that???!!!
Haseeb Ali Khan
I get the broken chips too hehehe ..!!!
sirsinai swat
I like ellen black coat looking very nice😍😍
steph
Meanwhile, in my country one brand occasionally sells two "limited editions" of chips: "Girls Night" (flavored "Creamy Paprika", with pink design and a big "only for girls" sign), and "Mens Night" (flavored "Flamed BBQ", with red design and a big "only for men" sign). Seriously.
Jseph Oppa
so if you eat the broken pieces at the bottom of the bag of chips that makes you a wild animal?? disliked
Anuvay Banchhor
Can someone explain the giant orange chetto joke?
Livia Zimmermann
guess i'm an animal then
Rachel Gao
2:15 YASSSS!!!!! YAS!!!! Preach! 😂
TeoGPanda :3
I think licking your fingers after chips is disgusting 🤢
Ur friend Addie
Apparently I eat chips like a man
Rashi Koranne
😂😂 omg that trump joke
Nicki Ryan
I love Ellen and I love women. And btw I am also a man and not an animal. What have I missed? Someone is picking on you so you going to pick on someone else? Mmmmm.
EnricoFusai
Ellen is funny but this point is just stupid. Pepsi just wanted to create a new product that has features that better accomodate a customer category, women. They’ve surely done marketing researches and found that women would have liked a less crunchy chip (not soft!), with less dust and in smaller bags. This doesn’t have anything to do with gender equality! And it’s not discrimination! It’s just different women’s taste, generally speaking! Also, about the air in the bags she’s complaining about, it’s there to prevent chips from breaking, duh? And what about the “eating the last pieces of chips from the bag”: what’s wrong with that? You can definitely do that without being an “animal”, as if being an animal was an offence... Peace! 🙏🏻😎
jordyns life vlogs
love you ellen
manny garcia
@1:50 😂😂
Nuggettzz AJ
I got so mad about this oml
vrinda shiwach
Gosh!!! I love Ellen!!!!!!
Just Chilin
How bout instead of making quiet chips they actually fill the bag
Olivia Nakhle
YESS ELLEN!!!
Drew Knochelmann
It’s funny because the CEO of Pepsi is a woman
Borisyan
Small orange Cheeto I thought about Shane's cat
christopher rembert
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Samriddhi Sharma
I eat broken chips from the bag directly.
SharonLaRoseSongWriter
love that jacket on you Ellen looking good
Jen Bellisario
What's next? "Pink water for women! Not your typical water!!!!!!"
Tina Dancer
The reason we don't tip the bag into our mouths is because the crumbs sometimes fall into our cleavage. Dorito boobies are a nice treat for your lover, but kind of scratchy for you.
Charlotte Flair
Who was eating chips while watching ? I was
lio marvel
I didn't get the giant orange cheeto bit
a lonely flower 🌸
I don't really like cool ranch doritos...
Johann Shetti
Anyone else saw the man in the blue at 0:07
pallavi3079
Hello
Shayna B.
I eat Doritos like a man 🙄 Don’t gender food now
Jose Guerrero
how are you Boy slepy
Nuno Palmeira
Animals?
Mohamad Kakeh
So men are animals thanks Ellen 😒
Anndre'a Rankin
Umm I do eat the crumbs and lick my fingers so this is awkward. paid my 2$ for these Takis I'm eating them SMH lol
Idongesit Jacob
Doritos, for her!! "Who wants a chip that is not crunchy?"😂😂 Love you Ellen
Becky Norton
Apparently i eat chips like a man i wait till i get close to the bottom of the bag and crunch them all up and turn the bag up in my mouth mmmmmmmm doritos
Ryan C
Indeed a great time for women in America, not really keen on extreme feminism though, it’s just sexism
Crystalrose S. Pholia
All the dislikes are from offended men..
Monica Winningham
I thought they were dumb, until I was in a library trying to study, i couldn't turn the pages with orange fingers, then people kept looking at me with my loud crunching in the library.... Really could have used some "female chips" maybe should have been called library chips.
0:06 there is one guy in blue who’s just like, “What? I don’t understand why they’re clapping.”
Sanchita Golder
am I an animal cuz I am a girl and I collect all the chip dust (with my fingers) and eat it and lick my fingers too
Bethany Ashworth
I'm a women and apparently I've been eating chips exactly like a man my whole life
Inan Gupta
And the CEO of Pepsi is a woman :)