Ellen Won't Stay Quiet About Lady Doritos


What do we want? Quiet chips! When do we want them? Now!



Hunter
damn!! shots fired!!! ellen is just the best!!
alice Justin
“If a chip isn’t crunchy, it’s just a wet potato” Ellen Degeneres
Alivia Tabb
"If they really wanna make an adjustment they could just start filling the bag with more than half the chips..." 😂🤣
Hannah Toirac
" Women weren't wronged by Doritos, they were wronged by a giant orange cheeto!" YOU GO ELLEN!
ernesto
Actually, fun fact, The human is an animal!
love13
Just found out I eat chips like a man.
Teamocil User
I'm a girl and I lift that chip bag and pour it into my mouth. Sometimes if the crumbs are too tiny, I stick my fingers into the chip bag and lick them off
deepa gnanam
"This is what our grandmothers marched for.." You knock it outta the park, ellen!
Vincent Ramirez
Here before all the Trump supporters start whining about Ellen calling Donald Trump a big orange cheeto.
Carole Nash
I tip the bag for every last crumb all the time!! Love licking the dust!
Maha Khan
Giant orange cheeto ohhh you rock Ellen 😎🤣
HaLeY LaMb
I get all the broken chips and crumbs 😂 I also lick my fingers when I am done 🤣🤣
Steff Valenzuela
E L L E N F O R 2 0 2 0
Nunya Bzwax
Hilarious!  I turn the bag up and get every last crumb, probably because the bag is like 90% air and I'm still hungry hehe.
JSLoverThree
I'm eating "man chips" nacho cheese Doritos now. Come at me Pepsi Co 😂
Sherri Elder
Haha you can write your complaint with pens for her haha. I like crunchy chips. I guess I have also been eating them like a man since I pour the little bits in my mouth at the end lol. This just cracks me up. What would they possibly taste like if they aren’t crunchy lol
Arianna
Dude, I do all of those things while eating Doritos... why do companies want gender everything?
grayandry
The crumbs are the BEST part!!
Jose Naranjo Mendez
Hey i dont like me fingers,... but I do place the bag up to eat the tiny crunched pieces
LizzieDaGryffndor
I desperately want to be on this show but I'm nine and live in Australia. ❤ I love you so much Ellen and I have been watching you for 3 years. You are soooo funny! keep up with the fabulous work! #EarlySquad!
raph lily
*a giant orange cheeto*
Kathya Garza
QUIET CHIPS
Victoria Liebsch
01:14 that is totally me >-< hahaha and i´m a woman ... and my husband hates when i do that hahaha .
Tess H
wtf lmao. Guess i eat doritos like a man
Sierra Mazhandu-Grey
I love this show and I Ellen so much I couldn't ask for more
AliM
I AM WOMAN ... HEAR ME CRUNCH!
Marie-Lynn Issa
Is this a joke 😂😂
Josh Roulane
I wish Doritos would partner with Flaming Hot Cheetos and make a Flaming Hot Dorito.
Jeanette Ferraro
Lmfao !!! Omg you rock Ellen .
Cassandra Fetzer
Pshh. I thought all humans ate chips like that. Lol I pour the crumbs into my mouth and lick my fingers. That's my favorite part; licking the chip dust off my fingers. Also, I do the same method with McDonalds fries. I can't be alone on that one. 🤓
Makayla Krawczyk
I pour the bottom of the chip bag into my mouth 😂 and I'm a girl so.. I'm a animal 😄
TheDriftdog
“Wronged by a giant orange Cheeto!” Genius!!
abby c
2:32 "women weren't wronged by Doritos, they were wronged by a giant orange cheeto" PREACH😂😂
Jw
I'm a girl and I do pour the broken chips into my mouth and now I feel offended. :)
FLYING DREAM PRODUCTIONS
This is why today's women's movements.... today's comedy.... just stuff today is LAME. Ellen is making no sense.... there's no way to discern what's funny about what she's saying because there are other women who claim to be pro-woman out there today talking about the same news story and saying that the DORITOS FOR HER product was an insult to women because some women WANT to look like animals.... and the product was negating that. This is why I have issues with Social Justice Liberals/Leftist movements.... they all contradict each other.... because they are all "fighting together" for power to avenge wrongs of the past, but are frustrated about very different things in very different ways, with one of the few commonalities being to blame their problems on rich, white men. Well.... I call: Baloney on that.
sakuraihikari13
I think cheesepuff is more accurate bright orange and full of air.
Joshua Garikamukku
Best one love you Ellen
Anand
I hate apple ads so much👿👿👿👿👿👿👿 "Where's you wanna gwoooooooii" I don't wanna go nowhere. ....I just want to see the freakin' video!!!!! Ahhhhh
Robert Goldman
Ellen sounds like Jimmy Kimmel now 😂
Taylor Bailey
Just today, a boy in my class got the last bag of chips turned it inside out poured them in his mouth and the licked his fingers
Khoili Nguyen
Ooohhh...I’m not the only one who pours the chips in my mouth and licks my finger...right? 😂
Gad Idea
Boi i eat chips like men! Am i not a female after all this time
Lucy Fiennes
While I was watching I realised I did everything Ellen said a animal man did eg, licking fingers and tipping Dorito bag into mouth, I’m a girl...
One Sided
Um is it bad that pour the chips and my mouth and lick my fingers too ?!
Kay Styles
What woman complains about crunchy chips?! I love licking the Dorito dust off my fingers and dumping the crumbs into my mouth! What is this?!
Lindy French
Ellen: Women weren't wronged by dortitos we were wronged by a big Cheeto. Me: Yeah! You go Ellen!
Sascha Levi
Who doesn't tip the bag up to get to the broken bits!?
SoggyWaffles
I always turn the bag upside down and kick my fingers and I am a girl like if you do
shikha pradhan
Y DID I WATCH THIS VIDEO JUST AFTER EATING 1 PACK OF and licked my hands....fml
ImagineLlamas
What I’ve learned from this video: I eat Doritos like a man. In public. Oh God...
steph
Meanwhile, in my country one brand occasionally sells two "limited editions" of chips: "Girls Night" (flavored "Creamy Paprika", with pink design and a big "only for girls" sign), and "Mens Night" (flavored "Flamed BBQ", with red design and a big "only for men" sign). Seriously.
Tiffany Pringle
Hahahaha i love ellen.😅💖💖
Minghao's Lines
More like Doritos for weirdos like wtf a "non crunchy chip"
Rayna Falch
Man chips 🤣
Haseeb Ali Khan
I get the broken chips too hehehe ..!!!
KapilDev Neupane
1:47 😂😂😂😂 Anybody got that???!!!
Livia Zimmermann
guess i'm an animal then
Ronak Maks
Giant orange Cheeto !!! Yaaasssss Ellen
Rachel Gao
2:15 YASSSS!!!!! YAS!!!! Preach! 😂
Arctica The Fox
Just don't call them lady Doritos, call them: Quiet Chips That You Can Sneak Into A Movie Theatre Without Pissing Off Everyone Else In The Theatre (QCTYCSIAMTWPOEEITT)
Anuvay Banchhor
Can someone explain the giant orange chetto joke?
sirsinai swat
I like ellen black coat looking very nice😍😍
Becky J
MANY women were wronged by Bill Clinton. Interesting how Democrats like to forget that. SMH.
Al Aquino
so if you eat the broken pieces at the bottom of the bag of chips that makes you a wild animal?? disliked
jordyns life vlogs
love you ellen
Just Chilin
How bout instead of making quiet chips they actually fill the bag
TeoGPanda :3
I think licking your fingers after chips is disgusting 🤢
manny garcia
@1:50 😂😂
a.paige .outofmylife
Apparently I eat chips like a man
Rashi Koranne
😂😂 omg that trump joke
EnricoFusai
Ellen is funny but this point is just stupid. Pepsi just wanted to create a new product that has features that better accomodate a customer category, women. They’ve surely done marketing researches and found that women would have liked a less crunchy chip (not soft!), with less dust and in smaller bags. This doesn’t have anything to do with gender equality! And it’s not discrimination! It’s just different women’s taste, generally speaking! Also, about the air in the bags she’s complaining about, it’s there to prevent chips from breaking, duh? And what about the “eating the last pieces of chips from the bag”: what’s wrong with that? You can definitely do that without being an “animal”, as if being an animal was an offence... Peace! 🙏🏻😎
Nicki Ryan
I love Ellen and I love women. And btw I am also a man and not an animal. What have I missed? Someone is picking on you so you going to pick on someone else? Mmmmm.
Drew Knochelmann
It’s funny because the CEO of Pepsi is a woman
Nuggettzz AJ
I got so mad about this oml
Olivia Nakhle
YESS ELLEN!!!
vrinda shiwach
Gosh!!! I love Ellen!!!!!!
Borisyan
Small orange Cheeto I thought about Shane's cat
Samriddhi Sharma
I eat broken chips from the bag directly.
SharonLaRoseSongWriter
love that jacket on you Ellen looking good
Jen Bellisario
What's next? "Pink water for women! Not your typical water!!!!!!"
christopher rembert
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Charlotte Flair
Who was eating chips while watching ? I was
Tina Dancer
The reason we don't tip the bag into our mouths is because the crumbs sometimes fall into our cleavage. Dorito boobies are a nice treat for your lover, but kind of scratchy for you.
Some Things In Life
Let's start a controversy over Makeup, Lingerie, Bras, Panties, Shoes, Tampons, B9ob Jobs...Because you know, Men and Women are the same and don't anything differently. Hey let's not even call them Men and Women...Just call everyone the same thing....like, Earth's Cancer, Top Virus, or Earthians.
Johann Shetti
Anyone else saw the man in the blue at 0:07
a lonely flower 🌸
I don't really like cool ranch doritos...
lio marvel
I didn't get the giant orange cheeto bit
pallavi3079
Hello
Shayna B.
I eat Doritos like a man 🙄 Don’t gender food now
Jose Guerrero
how are you Boy slepy
Nuno Palmeira
Animals?
Coralie Gugroop
Well technically soda isn’t wet but I love her humour
Anndre'a Rankin
Umm I do eat the crumbs and lick my fingers so this is awkward. paid my 2$ for these Takis I'm eating them SMH lol
Idongesit Jacob
Doritos, for her!! "Who wants a chip that is not crunchy?"😂😂 Love you Ellen
JuliuszP
I think Ellen forgot to point out that the ceo of PepsiCo is a woman herself.
Tom Foolery
She didn't have to make her point by being sexist towards men.
V.F.D :Volunteer Fire Department:
Well I guess I'm an animal, then, since Ellen decided right then that men are uncivilized animals.
Alex Sorto
I thought Ellen was vegan
Katy Briant
Love it !
Melissa Csikortos
Well ig I’m an animal and I don’t respect myself cuz I do the same thing as guys do while eating chips 😂😂😂