Ellen Won't Stay Quiet About Lady Doritos


What do we want? Quiet chips! When do we want them? Now!



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You Make Me Laugh
All this time I been ating man chips,.😯 I don't want quiet chips.
Hunter
damn!! shots fired!!! ellen is just the best!!
Fernanda Zamorano
I get the broken chips too lol!!
Maha Khan
Giant orange cheeto ohhh you rock Ellen 😎🤣
Ernesto Estrada
Actually, fun fact, The human is an animal!
Quinn Vass
Psssh I pour chips into my mouth anyway
Jesse
Here before the Trumpsters come in and cry about Ellen calling their precious Trump an orange cheeto.
love13
Just found out I eat chips like a man.
Cin Cin
“ Fill The Bag”
Hannah Toirac
" Women weren't wronged by Doritos, they were wronged by a giant orange cheeto!" YOU GO ELLEN!
deepa gnanam
"This is what our grandmothers marched for.." You knock it outta the park, ellen!
Siblings Corner
I’m so early comments aren’t disabled yet Also Ellen you da bomb
Carole Nash
I tip the bag for every last crumb all the time!! Love licking the dust!
Alivia Tabb
"If they really wanna make an adjustment they could just start filling the bag with more than half the chips..." 😂🤣
Marie-Lynn Issa
Is this a joke 😂😂
Kathya Garza
QUIET CHIPS
alice Justin
“If a chip isn’t crunchy, it’s just a wet potato” Ellen Degeneres
Victoria Liebsch
01:14 that is totally me >-< hahaha and i´m a woman ... and my husband hates when i do that hahaha .
Steff Valenzuela
E L L E N F O R 2 0 2 0
Jose Naranjo Mendez
Hey i dont like me fingers,... but I do place the bag up to eat the tiny crunched pieces
ʟɨʟʏ ċɦαռ
*a giant orange cheeto*
Ashtynn Reth
Ahahahaaaa “ we weren’t wronged by man dorritos. We were wronged by a giant Cheeto.”
Erika
I'm eating "man chips" nacho cheese Doritos now. Come at me Pepsi Co 😂
Nunya Bzwax
Hilarious!  I turn the bag up and get every last crumb, probably because the bag is like 90% air and I'm still hungry hehe.
grayandry
The crumbs are the BEST part!!
Jeanette Ferraro
Lmfao !!! Omg you rock Ellen .
Sierra Mazhandu-Grey
I love this show and I Ellen so much I couldn't ask for more
HaLeY LaMb
I get all the broken chips and crumbs 😂 I also lick my fingers when I am done 🤣🤣
Joshua Garikamukku
Best one love you Ellen
Sherri Elder
Haha you can write your complaint with pens for her haha. I like crunchy chips. I guess I have also been eating them like a man since I pour the little bits in my mouth at the end lol. This just cracks me up. What would they possibly taste like if they aren’t crunchy lol
Teamocil User
I'm a girl and I lift that chip bag and pour it into my mouth. Sometimes if the crumbs are too tiny, I stick my fingers into the chip bag and lick them off
Ian Woodfield
Anyone born before 1980 should read this... Checking out my shopping at the supermarket recently, the young cashier suggested I should bring my own bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. I apologised and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days" the cashier responded "That's our problem today, Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations" She was right about one thing... our generation didn't have the green thing in “Our” day, So what did we have back then? After some reflection and soul-searching… In "Our" day here's what I remembered we did have.... Back then, we returned milk bottles, pop bottles and beer bottles to the store., the store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles repeatedly, So they really were recycled, But we didn't have the green thing back in our day… We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go to town. But she was right, We didn't have the green thing in our day… Back then, we washed the baby's nappies because we didn't have the throw-away kind, We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 to 240 volts… wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days… Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their older brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing, But that young lady is right, We didn't have the green thing back in our day… Back then, we had one TV, or Radio, in the house, not a TV,DVD player in every room and the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief  and was in black and white (remember them?) not a colour screen the size of snooker table… In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used scrunched up old newspapers or straw to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn petrol just to cut the lawn, We used a push mower that ran on human power… We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she's right. We didn't have the green thing back then. We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water… We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the green thing back then. Back then, people took the bus, and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their mums into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances and we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint or restaurant... All the water we had come down off our roofs we kept in large water barrels to use on the plants and flowers in the summer months instead of using the hosepipe connected to a tap... But isn't it sad that the current generation laments how wasteful we older folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then… During the war we sent all our vegetable and other food scraps to pig clubs so they can fatten up the pigs for meat... But now you just peel your spuds and other vegetables and throw it in the dustbin to be taken away by truck to a land fill site or incineration plant... If you got a hole in your sock it was patched up with other bits of odd socks back then but now you just throw it away and buy a new pair of socks... Broken Egg shells was ground up and put back into the chicken feed on chicken farms... News papers was given to the local fish and chip shop and after use it was used to light the kitchen stove as the chip fat covered paper was good to start the fire with...   Or the newspaper was used in the local butchers to give the white paper they used to wrap the meat products extra wrapping... The old metal bath tubs and other metal objects used to be collected by a scrap man and he used to break them down into there components to be recycled, not sent to a recycling centre like we have now to be sent to a plant where they are crushed and ground up and then sorted into different piles of metals... Flour sacks from America was refilled with sand and made into sand bags... I can remember when you had to have sugar cubes in cafes before these wasteful sachets of sugar was used, if you had a sweet tooth you had 4 or 5 of these to make your tea or coffee taste the way you want it and the paper sachets was put in the bin with all the rest of the rubbish, with sugar cubes there was no waste at all... The buildings destroyed by bombs was recycled the bricks cleaned and used again, the mortar crushed and used back in concrete mixes... The railings from schools and public buildings was cut down and recycled into engine parts or weapon parts... Candle sticks also were recycled when they got down to the last bit... We used cassette tapes that we could record and re-record our music on instead of compact discs... Now that we do recycle rubbish and lots of other things we use, why are they still using land fill sites?... The government wants us to recycle more, but they don’t put  small recycling bins in towns and cities so we can put drinks cans in one bin and apple cores in another and other recyclable items that get dumped in town… You are driving through town and notice how many old shops are boarded up and going to waste and then you hear on the radio they are building a new shopping complex with lots of new shops being fitted… Why don’t they just buy all these old shops and refurnish them and make it better for the local shoppers... Walking through a few housing estates I notice lots of empty houses boarded up to stop vandals breaking in them so why don’t the government revamp these houses instead of building more smaller ones... Lolly pop sticks some are made from rolled up paper, but take over two years to rot down, why would I want to see a rotting lolly pop stick on the ground for a year or two... A few decades ago Confectionary wrappers was also made of a paper material not a plastic one... Crisp packets was made from paper which could be recycled or would rot down after time, then they where made from a plastic and some cant be recycled... Before we used a match to light a fire or cigarette, now we use a disposable lighter that is still dangerous when empty, with a match box we just recycled it or put in the fire to burn safely... We use a lot of batteries now for walkmans and radios and other gadgets but you don’t see a recycle bin for them in towns or cities? Or at home, Only at recycling points on industrial estates... All the public in a rural area petitioned a company to stop them building a solar panel farm near there town and villages because they are ugly, but a lot of them are having solar panels put on there own roofs to save them selves money... Scrap cars we used to keep them in a scrap yard so that other car owners and mechanics could find the spare parts they need to fix there own car....     Now in the last decade modern cars are designed to be recycled... we had big kitchens in a companies and a number of kitchen staff that made a decent meal for you for a decent price with a large canteen area for the main work force to eat and drink tea or coffee made the way you like it in the old days where nothing was wasted... but now all you get these days is a large canteen and a small area to put a kettle and make your self a drink and a microwave to heat up your lunch and if you had no lunch you could buy different types of food and drink from automated machines like the drinks can machine or the tea or coffee machine or the sandwich vending machine or the confectionary machine for chocolate bars or packets of crisps or boiled sweets... All of which are very expensive... And you have lots of waste packaging, And sometimes you have out of date sandwiches because no one likes them and there is still a day before the vending machine is refilled with food, if you have agency workers in as well as your own staff there s not enough in the sandwich machines so staff have to eat chocolate and crisps which isn’t very healthy or filling... Bailing string used to be made of organic fibrous material that could rot down or even snap if you used it to tie a sapling to a post or tie your runner bean stems to canes or if it was used for hay bales and if it was fed to the animals by mistake it would be digested with the feed  but now its made from plastic fibres which do not decay or get digested with the animal feed it gets stuck and can kill an animal if swallowed or it cost you a lot of money for a vet to come and remove the plastic string... Now that we are recycling almost everything why do they allow companies to make things out of non-recyclable plastics?... food for thought for the younger generation so did we recycle back then???
Half Blood Prince
I hate apple ads so much👿👿👿👿👿👿👿 "Where's you wanna gwoooooooii" I don't wanna go nowhere. ....I just want to see the freakin' video!!!!! Ahhhhh
Jen Bellisario
What's next? "Pink water for women! Not your typical water!!!!!!"
Josh Roulane
I wish Doritos would partner with Flaming Hot Cheetos and make a Flaming Hot Dorito.
AliM
I AM WOMAN ... HEAR ME CRUNCH!
Robert Goldman
Ellen sounds like Jimmy Kimmel now 😂
tresa chi
wtf lmao. Guess i eat doritos like a man
sakuraihikari13
I think cheesepuff is more accurate bright orange and full of air.
Shayna B.
I eat Doritos like a man 🙄 Don’t gender food now
lio marvel
I didn't get the giant orange cheeto bit
Becky J
MANY women were wronged by Bill Clinton. Interesting how Democrats like to forget that. SMH.
Jseph Oppa
so if you eat the broken pieces at the bottom of the bag of chips that makes you a wild animal?? disliked
Tiffany Pringle
Hahahaha i love ellen.😅💖💖
manny garcia
@1:50 😂😂
Anuvay Banchhor
Can someone explain the giant orange chetto joke?
Haseeb Ali Khan
I get the broken chips too hehehe ..!!!
Kay Styles
What woman complains about crunchy chips?! I love licking the Dorito dust off my fingers and dumping the crumbs into my mouth! What is this?!
Khoili Nguyen
Ooohhh...I’m not the only one who pours the chips in my mouth and licks my finger...right? 😂
Jw
I'm a girl and I do pour the broken chips into my mouth and now I feel offended. :)
shikha pradhan
Y DID I WATCH THIS VIDEO JUST AFTER EATING 1 PACK OF and licked my hands....fml
Rachel's Corner
Um is it bad that pour the chips and my mouth and lick my fingers too ?!
Arianna
Dude, I do all of those things while eating Doritos... why do companies want gender everything?
SharonLaRoseSongWriter
love that jacket on you Ellen looking good
Mohamed Germanotta
we need the gay doritos
Samriddhi Sharma
I eat broken chips from the bag directly.
EnricoFusai
Ellen is funny but this point is just stupid. Pepsi just wanted to create a new product that has features that better accomodate a customer category, women. They’ve surely done marketing researches and found that women would have liked a less crunchy chip (not soft!), with less dust and in smaller bags. This doesn’t have anything to do with gender equality! And it’s not discrimination! It’s just different women’s taste, generally speaking! Also, about the air in the bags she’s complaining about, it’s there to prevent chips from breaking, duh? And what about the “eating the last pieces of chips from the bag”: what’s wrong with that? You can definitely do that without being an “animal”, as if being an animal was an offence... Peace! 🙏🏻😎
Livia Zimmermann
guess i'm an animal then
SoggyWaffles
I always turn the bag upside down and kick my fingers and I am a girl like if you do
Lindy French
Ellen: Women weren't wronged by dortitos we were wronged by a big Cheeto. Me: Yeah! You go Ellen!
Ronak Maks
Giant orange Cheeto !!! Yaaasssss Ellen
pallavi3079
Hello
Johann Shetti
Anyone else saw the man in the blue at 0:07
Lucy Fiennes
While I was watching I realised I did everything Ellen said a animal man did eg, licking fingers and tipping Dorito bag into mouth, I’m a girl...
steph
Meanwhile, in my country one brand occasionally sells two "limited editions" of chips: "Girls Night" (flavored "Creamy Paprika", with pink design and a big "only for girls" sign), and "Mens Night" (flavored "Flamed BBQ", with red design and a big "only for men" sign). Seriously.
Borisyan
Small orange Cheeto I thought about Shane's cat
Jose Guerrero
how are you Boy slepy
Ur friend Addie Love Panic! At the Disco
Apparently I eat chips like a man
ImagineLlamas
What I’ve learned from this video: I eat Doritos like a man. In public. Oh God...
vrinda shiwach
Gosh!!! I love Ellen!!!!!!
KapilDev Neupane
1:47 😂😂😂😂 Anybody got that???!!!
Taylor Bailey
Just today, a boy in my class got the last bag of chips turned it inside out poured them in his mouth and the licked his fingers
Minghao's Lines
More like Doritos for weirdos like wtf a "non crunchy chip"
Olivia Nakhle
YESS ELLEN!!!
Arcticsnowfox
Just don't call them lady Doritos, call them: Quiet Chips That You Can Sneak Into A Movie Theatre Without Pissing Off Everyone Else In The Theatre (QCTYCSIAMTWPOEEITT)
Makayla Krawczyk
I pour the bottom of the chip bag into my mouth 😂 and I'm a girl so.. I'm a animal 😄
Osama bin Laden
COMMENTS
Nuno Palmeira
Animals?
YazzyC1234
If that’s what a “man” does with crisps(im British) then I’m a man then cause I’m that but with a ugly face and enjoying it 100 times more
Lion 18
I’m a girl and eat the bottom of the bag
Gad Idea
Boi i eat chips like men! Am i not a female after all this time
jordyns life vlogs
love you ellen
Cassandra Fetzer
Pshh. I thought all humans ate chips like that. Lol I pour the crumbs into my mouth and lick my fingers. That's my favorite part; licking the chip dust off my fingers. Also, I do the same method with McDonalds fries. I can't be alone on that one. 🤓
Strictly Introvert
😂😂 omg that trump joke
Nicki Ryan
I love Ellen and I love women. And btw I am also a man and not an animal. What have I missed? Someone is picking on you so you going to pick on someone else? Mmmmm.
Tina Dancer
The reason we don't tip the bag into our mouths is because the crumbs sometimes fall into our cleavage. Dorito boobies are a nice treat for your lover, but kind of scratchy for you.
Drew Knochelmann
It’s funny because the CEO of Pepsi is a woman
Unicorn 252
I desperately want to be on this show but I'm nine and live in Australia. ❤ I love you so much Ellen and I have been watching you for 3 years. You are soooo funny! keep up with the fabulous work! #EarlySquad!
TheDriftdog
“Wronged by a giant orange Cheeto!” Genius!!
Just Chilin
How bout instead of making quiet chips they actually fill the bag
Charlotte Flair
Who was eating chips while watching ? I was
JonnyUnderrated
Womens bathrooms are ten times more disgusting than men's. Women are animals too.
Abby C
2:32 "women weren't wronged by Doritos, they were wronged by a giant orange cheeto" PREACH😂😂
sirsinai swat
I like ellen black coat looking very nice😍😍
a lonely flower 🌸
I don't really like cool ranch doritos...
TeoGPanda :3
I think licking your fingers after chips is disgusting 🤢
Mc Q
So men are animals?
Nuggettzz AJ
I got so mad about this oml
christopher rembert
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Vincent Ramirez
Here before all the Trump supporters start whining about Ellen calling Donald Trump a big orange cheeto.